Episode 213: I’m Upset About Something I explain why . Episode 214: Very Much Alive Barnabas talks about pyramids and plaster for a while.
Then he loses track of what he’s talking about and never really recovers. Somebody’s going around perforating cows, and Jason’s going to get to the bottom of it.
Also: Barnabas, Sam and Burke play dialogue chicken.
Episode 227: Sick Day Maggie feels drained this morning.
Introduction: Satan’s Favorite TV Show Barnabas Collins appears at the White House to frighten underprivileged children.
Episode 210: Opening the Box We break into the mausoleum, find the secret room and open the mystery box.
Episode 248: Damsel in This Dress Maggie walked from Collinwood all the way down the hill to her father’s house, wearing a bright white wedding gown and holding a pipe, and attracted no attention at all.Episode 216: I Don’t Dig You Out We get examples of various acting techniques, including backacting and pretending to be afraid of portraits.Episode 217: Not Enough Vampire in Your Vampire Show Jason gives his expert opinion re: arm blood, we consider the consequences of dude-on-dude vampire action, and Stanley Kubrick gets a great idea.We go through the checklist, plus: triple backacting.Episode 228: Those Things in That Room What things? Epsiode 229: Thirst World Problems Maggie’s lost a lot of blood.Episode 211: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner Jason visits the cemetery and makes a new friend.