Dating a muscleman

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Wear a thin tight tee and a guy’ll have a hard time taking his eyes off your rack. Every single guy finds this completely irresistible. [Read: Tips on turning a guy on] Now these are just three circumstances when a man finds a woman’s breasts completely irresistible.

Cleavages: There’s something so awe inspiring in a perfect cleavage. He may be a respectable guy who knows how to stare at a girl’s cleavage without making her feel uncomfortable, but not when the girl’s flashing a sideboob. But there are other times too when a man thinks a woman’s breasts are awesome.

Good Looking – This one gets straight to the point. Honey Bear – He’s big and powerful, yet cute and cuddly. Hot Chocolate – For a guy who’s hot, sweet and rich. Ice Man – He can be cold at times, but he’s all yours. Knight in Shining Armor – If your boy is always coming to your rescue, you can be his damsel in distress. Ladies Man – Your guy might have a way with the ladies, but he’s loyal to you. Love Muffin – You love him and he looks good enough to eat. Muffin – Because he’s just what you want to wake up to in the morning. My Angel – You couldn’t ask for a sweeter and more considerate guy.

Honey Bee – An ideal name for a guy who’s industrious and hard working. Hot Lips – If your boyfriend has the most kissable lips, you’ve found the perfect pet name. Hugs Mc Gee – A cute name for that hug monster in your life. The sort of name to call a guy who doesn’t like silly pet names. Lover – For that special someone who rocks your world in the bedroom. Cutie – Ideal name to call the cutest boy you know. Muscleman – Because he’s got the biggest guns and the gun show. Perfect – Okay, so nobody’s truly perfect, but this boy comes close. My Dear Boy – An archaic pet name with a touch of class.

A great cleavage may be a few inches deep, but to a guy, it could seem so mesmerizingly awesome and attention grabbing that he could stare at it forever. Like when she has a nipple slip, if she’s public flashing [Read: Getting naked in public], or when she’s just doing her own thing, or walking on the street, or sitting down in a café, or hanging out with her friends. Guys like breasts no matter what a girl is doing anyways. For all the reasons above and a million other reasons that are as unique as the man himself.

So it really doesn’t matter if you’re dressing sexy or lounging in an old pullover. [For men: How to stare at breasts like a gentlemen] Confused? But if there’s one thing we men do know for certain, it’s the fact that men like breasts and they can’t really do anything about it!

If you and your boyfriend are the kind of couple who like to call each other cute names, it can be hard to come up with new and original ones. Baby Boy – Similar to “baby” but with more alliteration. Baby Cakes – A cute name for all those cake lovers out there.

And that makes it so much more alluring and enticing. We’re flat on the chest and even if we bench press every day, all we’d get is a firm board that feels nothing like a woman’s breast. Has your man ever just touched your breast and told you how soft and nice it feels? [Read: How to sleep with him in a sexy way] Guys love the way breasts feel Women are a lot softer and nicer to touch than men.

Little boys get giddy with ecstatic happiness when they jump on a soft cushiony bed. Kids love Charlie’s Chocolate Factory, and I’m effing waiting for a man version of Charlie and the Booby Factory. But if you want to know the evolutionary reason behind why men like breasts, we’ll put an evolutionary piece up just for you very soon. A good pair of breasts can just transform a woman’s curves from a hmm-second-glance to an ohh-god-ohhh-god grunting boner in front of the mail box like Rob Schneider in the Animal.

And grown up boys, well, we feel a million times happier when we see a great pair of breasts. And breasts to a man are what a million inexhaustible credit cards are to a woman. If I could use a boob wallpaper on my i Pad, I wouldn’t be testing its features, I’d be testing it for drool resistance. And I’m sure all you pretty ladies reading this want to know why men like a woman’s breasts and what he thinks about when he sees a great pair. Men like breasts a lot because it looks so good on a woman.

Flame – The best name for a man whose light shines brighter than the rest.

Fluffer Nutter – He’s sweet, cute and definitely delicious. Fuzz Butt – His butt might not be literally fuzzy, but this is a cute and cheeky name for your boy.

Read through this list and get some inspiration about what to call your guy. Bad Boy – If your boyfriend’s a rebel, this name will suit him well!

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