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You begin to feel sweeps of insecurity, penetrating into the deepest part of your heart. And, more importantly, why do you still not know what it is?What the f*ck is wrong with you, and why is it that you've attended every cool party in lower Manhattan -- yet you've never even experienced even a mild taste of a healthy relationship?The saddest part is that even after dutifully looking it up, you still can't quite figure out what the f*ck it is.You never realized how weird your eating habits are until a real grown-up who shops at Whole Foods, and cooks and eats organic comes bursting in your life.Regardless, there are very specific insecure thoughts and feelings that manifest in the brain of every party girl when she starts dating "real adults."You've always loved your clothes -- but never realized that everything you own might be considered NSFW by normal grown-up standards (thank god I work at Elite Daily).As you sort through your closet, you come to the realization that what you thought was a perfectly appropriate shirt is actually a midriff-grazing crop top (oops).

Or maybe it's because you paired your prim collared shirt with blazingly sexual dark red lipstick and torn tights? It's because your pictures make it look like you’re perpetually buzzed in faux fur, constantly clutching a half-smoked cigarette (which may or may not be true).You're afraid that your subconscious might sell you out and tell them stories you never want them to know. No matter what you do, how polished you become or the sophisticated manner in which you carry yourself -- you will always be that overly excitable little girl in a teeming sea of real adults.You're always laughing a little too hard and a little too long.You can hardly pay your rent on time; you live in dire fear of the credit card decline, yet you have more sparkly eye shadow than David Bowie did in his prime.In fact, you're so in love with your sparkly eye shadow that you are also starting to realize you don't ever really take it off...An informative notice about this action appeared on the third party site and ..

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